5 Star Funny Bathroom Sign

Give visitors a funny message to read with this bold and humorous Funny 5 Star Bathroom sign. Designed for those who take toilet time seriously—but still enjoy a bit of tongue-in-cheek attitude—this sign instantly grabs attention with its vivid red header, striking graphics, and unforgettable wording.

Featuring a rugged illustration and clean, high-contrast print, this sign delivers style. Whether you're displaying in your home, workshop, garage, cabin, shed, or man cave, it’s the perfect blend of humor that gets the point across fast.

Why Customers Love It

• Bold Message: “No Soliciting” paired with “I will beat your a*s" gets the point across in a funny, memorable way.
• Eye-Catching Graphics: Includes a stylized hand holding a device and bullet imagery for a strong visual punch.
• Durable Build: High-quality, long-lasting print that stands up to indoor or outdoor use.
• Easy Mounting: Pre-drilled holes for quick installation anywhere you need it.
• Perfect Gift: Great for gun owners, hunters, security enthusiasts, or anyone with a sense of humor.

Ideal For

• Home entrances
• Shops and garages
• Workshops & sheds
• Barns, cabins, and rural property
• Indoor décor for man caves or game rooms

Add some personality—and a little warning—to your property today with this must-have sign.